Lilly in fine form

 I don't really know where to start.  Perhaps that it was Scott's birthday on Saturday.  Or maybe that Tayler and I organised a few friends and some food and drink and the like, mixed thoroughly and sat back waiting for the party to happen.  Until someone added Lily to the mix.  And then the whole night was fucked.

Proper fucked.

Tracy and I had a few drinks, spent a few minutes outside with mary jane, and proceeded to enjoy our night.  The boys were having an equally good time, fuelled by a few boxes of beer, lavish party foods (read party pies & sausage rolls) and piss talk about boy stuff.

Then super bitch arrived.  And the games began.  Her main target was Tracy, but she wasn't too focussed in her attack and anyone who wandered into her firing line also came under attack.  For a few memorable moments my taste in music came under fire, because, get this "so you're saying - you don't like Bob Marley", and summoning what little wits I had at that time I responded with "Well I haven't listened to any of his music, so I'm not really able to say", (what I really said was "blrruugh ahhsguthhh not specifically grrhsfflbt bbfthggghts").  Someone, who was a lot sober-er than I gracefully jumped in and said - "Go look at her CD collection - she's got like 500 CDs and most of 'em I've never heard of, it's all alternative, Triple J, and stuff from overseas she gets off the internet".  Thankfully that quieted the raging beast for a few moments, because god damn it - if I could have raised myself from my chair I'd bitch slapped her into next week.

The hijinks continued with on again off again arguments with Tracy about death and dying, child care choices, babysitter choice, education choices for children, jobs, money - all sorts of stuff, most things coming from Lily began with "Only an idiot would.....whatever it is that Tracy does that needs to be ridiculed." 

Then it got time for Franco to take her home and shoot her, because she started talking pointedly to him in Spanish and (presumably) whining to him that she wanted to go home.

I fucking hate Lily.  Now more so than ever.  Lily if you are reading this - YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY HOUSE, DO NOT COME BACK.

posted by: blytheswideshut at March 31, 2005 13:32 | link | comments |

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